You Need To Calm Down
[1]You are somebody that I don’t know, But you’re takin’ shots at me like it’s Patrón
And I’m just like, [4]damn, it’s 7 AM
[1]Say it in the street, that’s a knock-out, But you say it in a Tweet, that’s a cop-out
And I’m just like, [4]”Hey, are you okay?”
And [1]I ain’t trying to mess with your self-expression
But I’ve learned the lesson that stressin’ and obsessin’ ’bout somebody else is no [4]fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones
So [1]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm [4]down, you’re being too loud
And I’m just like [1]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You need to just [4]stop
Like can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm [1]down
[1]You are somebody that we don’t know, But you’re comin’ at my friends like a missile
Why are you [4]mad?
When you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)
[1]Sunshine on the street at the parade, But you would rather be in the dark age
Just makin’ that [4]sign must’ve taken all night
[1]You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you [4]hate
‘Cause shade never made anybody less gay
Chorus
[1]And we see you over there on the internet, Comparing all the girls who are killing it
[4]But we figured you out, We all know now we all got crowns
You need to calm
[1]down/Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm [4]down
You’re being too loud
And I’m just like [1]oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You need to just [4]stop
Like can you just not step on our gowns?
You need to calm [1]down[!]