Boys Light Up
[6]Let me tell you about my [4]mountain home
[5]Where all the ladies [6]names are Joan
[6]Where husbands work back [4]late at night
[5]Hopes are up for trousers down
With [6]hostess on a business flight
[6]Taxi in a [4]Mercedes drive [5]I hope that driver’s [6]coming out alive
[6]The garden is a dorsetted That [4]lady she’s so corseted
[5]She’s got 15 ways to [6]lead that boy astray
[6]He thinks he’s one and only
But that [4]lady she’s so lonely
She [5]pumps him full of breakfast and she [6]sends him on his way
What a [6]sing song dance What a [5]performance
What a [4]cheap tent show Oh [3M]no no no no no
Then the [6]boys light up Then the [4]boys light up Then the [5]boys light up
Then the [6]boys light up light up light up
[6]Silently she [4]opens the drawer
[5]Mothers little helper is [6]coming out for more
[6]Strategically positioned be[4]fore the midday show
Her [5]back is arched those lips are parched
Re[6]peated blow by blow
[6]Later at the party [4]all the mps rave
About the [5]hummers she’s been giving
And the [6]money that they save
To [6]her it is skin lotion
For [4]his promotion to
That [5]flat in surfers paradise [6]with the ocean view
What a [6]sing song dance What a [5]performance
What a [4]cheap tent show Oh [3M]no no no no no
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